I'm sick of seeing you overflowing in garbage cans instead of being recycled, left behind on soccer fields and playgrounds. I hope you go away and never come back;'and so do all the animals that have to swim through your cyclone of debris growing in the ocean. It's difficult for them to avoid a swirl of garbage the size of Texas. What did they ever do to you anyway?
You're an oil grubbing, money sucking, trash producing piece of poop!
You may think you've won, but don't get too cocky. I know firsthand that people are on to you and they're starting to use their own water containers. It won't be long before we are completely done with you. Then we'll get busy collecting all your nasty empties and recycling them into something useful and good. We will prevail!
